Evil grasshopper spider hybrid

A few minutes ago i was going to the bathroom I walked out and Mikey goes "jake look down" theres this evil grasshopper spider thing thats jumping around so i tried to get in front of the door so i could kill it with the door but it jumps around and backs me into a corner so i didn't know what to do so i called for Mikey and he tosses me a shoe so I tried to get it out so I'm could kill it but the demon spawn got pissed off and jumps all over the place so I performed a fatality with my shoe. Its weird hopping leg flew off and i had to flush it own the toilet, i hate spider now -_-