Bo Burnham

nothins realy new whit me just been havin alot of homework, also ive been listenin to Bo Burnham, hes chill, like that 6th grader that looks like Snoop Dogg, and George Washington, hes chill as fuck!

Detention

 so guys and gals who might want to be a guy, i had detention from 3:20 til 4:00 today for playing patty cake in classa fter the bell. but our teacher was cool about it and let us just talk and play cards cause she wast that mad about the patty cake thing but i need u to settle a score for me, is counting cards illegal? ill make it the pll so go answer that, thanks guys.

                                                                                 sinisterly, jake

im writing an essay because i was sick during one of the concerts, this is what i have as of now  
"The viola is similar to the violin in shape and construction. The viola has no definate full size, but an average viola is about 16 inches. A child viola is about 12 inches, but a vola could be 20+ inches. Differences between the two are the size and sound of the viola, also the fingering is more like the Cello's. Unlike the violin, the viola has the strings A, D, G and C. A being the highest string and C being the lowest. But unlike either the Celo or the Violin the Viola has an Alto clef, or a C clef because of the clef symbol is located on the 'c' line of the staff. Violas were made in as early as the 1500's. Both Bach and Mozart were accomplished violists in the 1700's. Jimmi Hendrix also started his musical carreer with the viola at a young age. Many people think that the viola isn't as good as the violin, but some violists and historians think that the viola might have actually appeared before the violin. "

report im doing

what i has so far: " Music is improtant in the Middle East and Western Europe. Middle Eastern music is heavily influenced by music from Greece and India. Middle Eastern music is also influenced by Central Asia, Spain, Southern 

Italy, the Cacascaus and the Balkins, as in Chalga music. In Arabic music a scale consists of 17, 19 or 24 notes in a single octave. There are 32 different beat styles in this music. Most popular of all stringed

instruments is the oud. An oud traditionally had four strings, but current instruments have up to six courses with of one or two strings each. The oud was supposedly invented by Lamech, the 

sixth grandson of Adam. It also says that the first oud was inspired by the shape of his son's bleached skeleton. the oldest pictorial record of the oud is over 5000 years ago. "

Apples

apple = health

health = strength

strength = looks

looks = girls

girls = sex

sex = aids

aids = death

Who wants an apple?

2nd Winter Break

so weve been snowed in almost all week, i think it'll be hilarious if it just keeps snowing and we have ANOTHER winter break :D screw summer haha who needs it anyway, oh wait do! This so isnt chill, nor is it hella f*ckin' balls-to-the-walls-awesome, me and mikey been looking at the MyLifeIsBro.com so check it out, its pretty famous but its funny as balls, and it deserves a GEEZUS!!!!! haha if you know what thats from comment and then you'll be a bro.

                                                                                    sinisterly, Jake

That "friend" that i mentioned in an earlier post is in all of my classes except one of my elective classes, so in language arts my teacher sat us at the same table so he looked at me and i just did the most cocky smile i could back to him. So then my friend who stared me and my old friend's beef said "hey Jake maybe you should sit in this seat!" motioning to the seat next to the guy who hates me >:) so i hope that he says something, I'm ready. if anything happens ill probably post it. no cut that i will post it, when something happens. Until something else happens,
                                                                                                                                sinisterly yours,  Jake

words with new meanings

ok so on the way home me ad my friends and we were talking and my friend was saying something and my other friend that was racist, i said no its "selective knowledge" and also that the word "gay" with kids now means bad, like this food is gay, so when people say t like that it doesnt mean the food is homosexual, because you know most homosexual food fled the country because of racist KFC chicken wings

pop stars

ok so i usually don't pay attention to popstarts, but i can't stand this, does anyone else think that they shouldny let chris brown back to music (or what the say is music) i mean seriously people he beat a woman, you should loose your man hood for that, and to make it worse when he comes back he makes stupid songs! please if you agree comment, please!

A fun day

A friend i mean dick who used to be my friend is still friends with my friend so when my friend came over to my house we called his friend and my friend told him that we had a fight and then at the end of the call iIsaid bye and then his friend called him back and we kept hanging up then I answered the phone and he said "who is this", i said "who are you" "you can kiss my black ass"    

RED=the guy who isnt my friend 

GREEN=me and my friend